Big brother, big deal,

I’ll tell you how to do it:

You start honest. You build up the trust

of everyone in the house then bust

all alliances down.

Who’s to judge the one who gets in no one’s business?

On the ground floor, there’s no one to finish you off

if you’ve never started anything with anyone anyway.

“Floater”, they’ll call  you, sure,

but if you stay pure,

you’ll make alliances without really trying.

You can try crying,

try lying,

but honestly: honesty is the only way to go.

If you play an honest game from the get-go,

there’s no way you’re going home

any time soon.

But then again I’ve barely even seen one season

and even then it’s ruined all my reasons

to do my homework. So I’ve made at least one mistake.