{"id":916,"date":"2018-03-26T11:49:24","date_gmt":"2018-03-26T15:49:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=916"},"modified":"2019-02-19T15:17:50","modified_gmt":"2019-02-19T20:17:50","slug":"confetti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=916","title":{"rendered":"Confetti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who is throwing toilet paper on the ground like confetti? You realize that some people don&#8217;t even get to use this? You realize that an endless supply of one-ply is rare? Who is even putting these rolls in here? One time I&#8217;ll come in and there&#8217;s nothing in the stall then I come back and it&#8217;s\u00a0<em>full<\/em>. Is there some kind of toilet-paper fairy? If there is why are we dishonoring them by throwing their &#8220;fairy-dust&#8221; on the ground?<\/p>\n<p>What really gets me is that there&#8217;s constantly just\u00a0<em>one<\/em> square on the ground. One piece. Not a whole bunch, not a whole roll&#8211; a single square. And there are a\u00a0<em>bunch<\/em> of\u00a0<em>single squares<\/em>. All in different stalls, as if some people were doing their business and then there was\u00a0<em>suddenly<\/em> a surprise party! I mean, there were other\u00a0<em>surprises<\/em>, but is confetti paper really the appropriate response?<\/p>\n<p>And how come it ends up\u00a0<em>all over the floor<\/em>? Sometimes even\u00a0<em>behind<\/em> the throne itself? Did they throw it behind themselves as a reminder? Is it like how a dog pees to mark its territory? It wouldn&#8217;t be far off. Just think of the people who have to clean it up. I guess they aren&#8217;t so happy about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who is throwing toilet paper on the ground like confetti? You realize that some people don&#8217;t even get to use this? You realize that an endless supply of one-ply is rare? Who is even putting these rolls in here? One time I&#8217;ll come in and there&#8217;s nothing in the stall then I come back and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":918,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions\/918"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}