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How come I didn’t write about this sooner? I have literally no idea.<\/p>\n

I can’t even imagine how quickly this past year went, even the previous year… It’s all just a big blur of objections and rule numbers (which, thank you for knowing them all, especially Rule 403).\u00a0 I don’t know how the entire team got along so well… It wasn’t planned. It wasn’t ever planned, especially not the last-minute witnesses (yes, Times New Roman\u00a0is<\/em> a signature) nor the bus-freak outs (she should really stop worrying about her opening– self confidence = points!).<\/p>\n

In geological time, it was a blip. Living it felt like a lifetime. And now, it’s just a blip again. It was like I started living it in September and somehow ended all the way up in June, just blinking past preliminaries and semi-finals faster than you could say, “No further questions.”<\/p>\n

The hibachi was totally worth it, even though our table was taken for some reason. Unlimited food for 25$? Who could say no? Certainly not anyone at the table. I’d especially like to thank opposing counsel for switching seats with me for the dinner. That was a real nice of them.<\/p>\n

I’ll miss our trial notes the most.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Yeah. We made the right decision.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How come I didn’t write about this sooner? I have literally no idea. I can’t even imagine how quickly this past year went, even the previous year… It’s all just a big blur of objections and rule numbers (which, thank you for knowing them all, especially Rule 403).\u00a0 I don’t know how the entire team […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":773,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=772"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":774,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions\/774"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}