{"id":683,"date":"2017-07-04T19:40:37","date_gmt":"2017-07-04T23:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=683"},"modified":"2019-02-19T15:17:34","modified_gmt":"2019-02-19T20:17:34","slug":"me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=683","title":{"rendered":"Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

I take too long<\/p>\n

to respond<\/p>\n

to most of my conversations<\/p>\n

mainly because I’m preoccupied<\/p>\n

with the constellations<\/p>\n

of freckles or hairs or stars<\/p>\n

that I can see<\/p>\n

from where I’m standing.<\/p>\n

And I put a nice cover on my keyboard<\/p>\n

only to take it off when I get bored<\/p>\n

of the marshmallow feel<\/p>\n

of my new keys.<\/p>\n

And I don’t wear anything above my knees<\/p>\n

but most people don’t notice.<\/p>\n

And I obsessively make spreadsheets<\/p>\n

for things that don’t even need them<\/p>\n

but when<\/p>\n

something\u00a0does<\/em> need a spreadsheet,<\/p>\n

and I make one,<\/p>\n

you can be sure that there’s something done right.<\/p>\n

(Mainly: everything.)<\/p>\n

(I really like spreadsheets.)<\/p>\n

And I like things that stay sweet<\/p>\n

even when you add herbs–<\/p>\n

And so, without being afraid,<\/p>\n

I put basil in my lemonade.<\/p>\n

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I take too long to respond to most of my conversations mainly because I’m preoccupied with the constellations of freckles or hairs or stars that I can see from where I’m standing. And I put a nice cover on my keyboard only to take it off when I get bored of the marshmallow feel of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":684,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":942,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions\/942"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}