{"id":288,"date":"2015-08-30T18:50:34","date_gmt":"2015-08-30T22:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=288"},"modified":"2019-02-19T15:18:12","modified_gmt":"2019-02-19T20:18:12","slug":"before-limbo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=288","title":{"rendered":"Before Limbo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the climb that I wait for.<\/p>\n<p>The climb, the anticipation, the buildup and the suspense- because the second it all<\/p>\n<p>snaps<\/p>\n<p>and you&#8217;re caught in limbo, the &#8220;no g-zone&#8221;, the free-fall, that&#8217;s where the food comes back up. That&#8217;s where, time and time again, the regret of two hot dogs and a hamburger come to haunt you.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the moment\u00a0<em>just<\/em> before all of that, just before your mind at night says, &#8220;Yes, well, here&#8217;s all the times in life you&#8217;ve ever messed up.&#8221; The moment just before it all goes wrong, or it all goes right, because the drop may\u00a0<em>seem<\/em> like a blur, but you know and knew exactly what is and was happening. You can physically\u00a0<em>feel<\/em> the forces coming down on you as you plummet downwards. But on the way up, you have nothing but a building sensation and a wonderful view.<\/p>\n<p>The way up is also the time to make jokes<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, can I get down from here now?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is it too late to go to the bathroom?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So how&#8217;s your day going?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>before all of your voices dissolve into screams. Or pukes. I don&#8217;t judge.<\/p>\n<p>But who wouldn&#8217;t enjoy that? The serene moment before it all breaks loose? The bump of the coaster climbing and climbing, seeming to be all by itself, but you\u00a0<em>know<\/em> there&#8217;s still machinery below you. The feeling of, &#8220;Well, this isn&#8217;t\u00a0<em>so<\/em> bad, now is it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Who wouldn&#8217;t enjoy that?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s the climb that I wait for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the climb that I wait for. The climb, the anticipation, the buildup and the suspense- because the second it all snaps and you&#8217;re caught in limbo, the &#8220;no g-zone&#8221;, the free-fall, that&#8217;s where the food comes back up. That&#8217;s where, time and time again, the regret of two hot dogs and a hamburger come [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":289,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":290,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions\/290"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}