{"id":231,"date":"2015-08-20T23:24:34","date_gmt":"2015-08-21T03:24:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=231"},"modified":"2019-02-19T15:16:40","modified_gmt":"2019-02-19T20:16:40","slug":"uneventful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=231","title":{"rendered":"Uneventful"},"content":{"rendered":"

Speaking of uneventful things,<\/p>\n

and what a bird would be without wings,<\/p>\n

it’s a question of whether or not we\u00a0should,<\/em><\/p>\n

not a question of\u00a0whether or not we\u00a0could.<\/em><\/p>\n

But NASA doesn’t take that into consideration<\/p>\n

when they’re racing to space with a new nation,<\/p>\n

so as we all sit in the back seat,<\/p>\n

we try to not die by the heat.<\/p>\n

Because if we can’t take the heat we should leave the kitchen<\/p>\n

but there’s no where to run if you live inside of them.<\/p>\n

So leave the knives to the chefs who can filet,<\/p>\n

and don’t you worry now, you’ll find another way.<\/p>\n

Chop up the vegetables or plate the dishes,<\/p>\n

because no one can take orders when they’re all just wishes.<\/p>\n

Do keep away from the kitchen cutlery,<\/p>\n

and also all things buttery.<\/p>\n

But until then just sit back and discuss uneventful ideas,<\/p>\n

and please, for the safety of everyone, mention nothing about us.<\/p>\n

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Speaking of uneventful things, and what a bird would be without wings, it’s a question of whether or not we\u00a0should, not a question of\u00a0whether or not we\u00a0could. But NASA doesn’t take that into consideration when they’re racing to space with a new nation, so as we all sit in the back seat, we try to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":965,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions\/965"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}