The internet is a strange place. And, naturally, such a place adopted certain kinds of music.<\/p>\n
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In our day and age, there is a type of music for everyone. From archives of old albums to record-player-simulators, all of the oldies are still safe. However, there are also strangers parts of the internet with other ideas. There is a website that specifically generates song lyrics based on\u00a0given words, and even a given genre. Here<\/a>‘s my attempt at using it, with the theme of Harry Potter. I used the Love Song theme.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n This one’s for you Professor Snape!<\/p>\n My love for you is like the most gross egg plant, Oh darling Severus , Paint are red, Oh darling Severus , Your disgusting owl face, How could I look at another when our gross egg plant love is so strong?<\/p>\n I love you Professor Snape!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The internet is a strange place. And, naturally, such a place adopted certain kinds of music. In our day and age, there is a type of music for everyone. From archives of old albums to record-player-simulators, all of the oldies are still safe. However, there are also strangers parts of the internet with other […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":173,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":174,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions\/174"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Our Gross Egg plant Love<\/h1>\n
A Love Song For Severus
\nby Dumbledore<\/h2>\n
\nYour face reminds me of disgusting owls,
\nTogether, we are like Bertie Bott’s every flavor jellybeans and ear wax.<\/p>\n
\nMy gross egg plant,
\nMy disgusting zucchini,
\nThe perfect companion to my Bertie Bott’s every flavor jellybeans soul.<\/p>\n
\nSky are blue,
\nI like Harry Potter,
\nBut not as much as I love flying with you!<\/p>\n
\nYour hands are like oily wands on a spring day,
\nYou’re like the most atrocious Head Master to ever walk Hogwarts.<\/p>\n
\nYour ear wax soul,
\nYour oily hands,
\nYour atrocious Head Master being…<\/p>\n