{"id":1050,"date":"2018-11-06T12:00:20","date_gmt":"2018-11-06T17:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=1050"},"modified":"2019-02-19T15:17:11","modified_gmt":"2019-02-19T20:17:11","slug":"rick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=1050","title":{"rendered":"Rick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It started with space laxatives.<br \/>\nAnd with those, anything is possible&#8211;<br \/>\nbut less is probable&#8211;<br \/>\nsince they will never time travel.<br \/>\nEverything in the garage glows,<br \/>\nBecause, you know,<br \/>\nthat\u2019s the way the news goes.<br \/>\nHe\u2019ll need the weed wacker<br \/>\nbecause those weeds are wack, yo,<br \/>\nBut if they get too wack, just go<br \/>\nto a parallel universe.<br \/>\nAnd while they traverse<br \/>\nevery possible planet,<br \/>\nthey watch every show before they ban it,<br \/>\njust to do a sequel.<br \/>\nNot a prequel<br \/>\nbut a political commentary<br \/>\non how to live in solitary confinement<br \/>\nwhere science is so advanced<br \/>\nthat even dogs have a chance.<br \/>\nAnd his name is Snowball.<br \/>\nAnd here\u2019s the rub:<br \/>\n\u201cwub a lub a dub dub\u201d<br \/>\nmeans \u201chelp me\u201d without a please.<br \/>\nAnd that\u2019s a little too rude for me,<br \/>\nBut to each other own.<br \/>\nYeah, I heard that mumble:<br \/>\nwe all know this is one big red grin grumble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It started with space laxatives. And with those, anything is possible&#8211; but less is probable&#8211; since they will never time travel. Everything in the garage glows, Because, you know, that\u2019s the way the news goes. He\u2019ll need the weed wacker because those weeds are wack, yo, But if they get too wack, just go to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1051,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1050"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1050"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1052,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1050\/revisions\/1052"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}