{"id":1035,"date":"2018-10-09T12:00:17","date_gmt":"2018-10-09T16:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2019-02-19T15:16:40","modified_gmt":"2019-02-19T20:16:40","slug":"watcher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/?p=1035","title":{"rendered":"Watcher"},"content":{"rendered":"

My people, let me preach.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher is good,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher is great,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher provides,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher keeps us safe.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Our children will no longer play in sand <\/span><\/p>\n

Indoors where there is no sand at hand.<\/span><\/p>\n

They will no longer be left alone on our own land<\/span><\/p>\n

And they can be scolded for \u201cDino Smashing\u201d a doll house,<\/span><\/p>\n

And they will no longer die from loss of passion in a time out.<\/span><\/p>\n

We can now hear our children from the distance<\/span><\/p>\n

Of our hot tubs and help them at our soonest convenience. <\/span><\/p>\n

And we can now go much more far <\/span><\/p>\n

As our children will no longer stick to our hands<\/span><\/p>\n

When we are driving a car. <\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The Watcher is good,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher is great,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher provides,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher keeps us safe.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Now when we order drinks in a pool bar,<\/span><\/p>\n

They will not be \u201cbad or foul quality,\u201d no longer sub-par.<\/span><\/p>\n

We can no longer break through the floors below or above<\/span><\/p>\n

When we are in an elevator trying to reach someone we love. <\/span><\/p>\n

Our elders can now correctly use their canes<\/span><\/p>\n

And Murphy beds will now cause less pain. <\/span><\/p>\n

And we can take pictures with our friends again. <\/span><\/p>\n

And, speaking of specials beds, especially bunk beds,<\/span><\/p>\n

We will no longer break through walls to get to the top of them.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The Watcher is good,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher is great,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher provides,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher keeps us safe.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Our roommates now have been blessed with reason<\/span><\/p>\n

To get out of bed and work, no matter the season. <\/span><\/p>\n

For those of us who excessively drive,<\/span><\/p>\n

Our cars can now have names and relationships, far more alive.<\/span><\/p>\n

Our butlers will no longer leave their job unethically<\/span><\/p>\n

To walk outside and meet a celebrity. <\/span><\/p>\n

And we can no longer skinny dip with mummies.<\/span><\/p>\n

Our vampires once again have fang teeth<\/span><\/p>\n

And Karaoke machines are less likely to be bequeathed. <\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The Watcher is good,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher is great,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher provides,<\/span><\/p>\n

The Watcher keeps us safe.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The watcher is watching<\/span><\/p>\n

As we commit each of our sins<\/span><\/p>\n

The watcher is you,<\/span><\/p>\n

And these are bug fixes for the Sims.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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