I have some concerns.<\/p>\n
Like why do we drive on parkways<\/p>\n
and park on driveways?<\/p>\n
In my day to day<\/p>\n
I just get concerned with these things.<\/p>\n
Just think for a moment:<\/p>\n
What will life be like<\/p>\n
when we run out of youtube comments?<\/p>\n
And how many usernames can there be?<\/p>\n
At what point does someone make the account:<\/p>\n
31415926535897933,<\/p>\n
The first sixteen digits of pi, off by one?<\/p>\n
I’ve known some weird handles, but I don’t know if I can handle that one.<\/p>\n
Sorry if that’s your username.<\/p>\n
And what about no blinkers on turns,<\/p>\n
like:\u00a0no<\/em>, I can’t\u00a0 read your mind.<\/p>\n But thanks for thinking I can.<\/p>\n And what I can’t\u00a0stand<\/em><\/p>\n is sitting for hours,<\/p>\n or standing for hours,<\/p>\n it’s like they think I’ve got this magic power<\/p>\n of being a statue.<\/p>\n And how come the letter s isn’t just a backward z?<\/p>\n Or the letter z a backwards s?<\/p>\n Why is it so pointy?<\/p>\n And just one more thing about letters:<\/p>\n What’s the point of the letter C?<\/p>\n What’s it supposed to be?<\/p>\n If it’s supposed to be a ‘k’<\/em> noise,<\/p>\n then it’s a K.<\/p>\n If it’s supposed to make a ‘s<\/em>‘ noise,<\/p>\n then it’s an S.<\/p>\n There’s so many other ways<\/p>\n to alleviate the necessary sounds<\/p>\n for the English Language.<\/p>\n But wait<\/em>, I hear you say,<\/p>\n there’s the ‘ch<\/em>‘ sound!<\/p>\n And to that, I’ve found the solution:<\/p>\n Do we really need the letter C for\u00a0just<\/em> one noise? We could combine two other letters!<\/p>\n And for the better, too.<\/p>\n But wait<\/em>, I hear you say,<\/p>\n there’s no way you can combine two random letters to make a new noise!<\/em><\/p>\n And to that, I say:<\/p>\n GH. Think about it.<\/p>\n Listen, I just have some concerns, mainly about life and people and me,<\/p>\n like why am I me, an extroverted introvert<\/p>\n who’s trying to convert all her thoughts into poetry?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I have some concerns. Like why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? In my day to day I just get concerned with these things. Just think for a moment: What will life be like when we run out of youtube comments? And how many usernames can there be? At what point does […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1019,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1020,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions\/1020"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/girlwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}